You smile so awkwardly! I swear at least you have a nice laugh.

Bet you'd like to twitch her curtains!

any particular reason u look a bit like a satistic serial killer...thats o.k as long as you shag her first

way to go jimmy
being funny pays off

Cheshire and Cat springs to mind lol

elo cheeky!

Meow indeed

How did you stop y'self pounsing on her? My god she's lovely.

"How long does rohypnol take to kick in again??"

haha looking slightly creepy though... you didn't take her hostage, did you?

Play ur cards right u could be filming "cats" tonight jimmy boyyyy... Your like the roger Moore of comedy u smarmy bastard ya ;)

Woah! Lothario in da hoooooouuuuuse!

very nyce pic mr carr but u look old enuff 2 be her dad lol oj