That dude looks like Macca.

That reminds me of when Homer Simpson made an apple out of ham cubes.

It would be better if it were a salad made of bacon. Alternatively, of fakin'bacon.

The parsley is just there to mock you.

"We called out for another drink: the waiter brought a tray..."

haha. it's a HAMSALAD!

Pour the wine on the bread and sprinkle sugar on top--fricken delicious.

Weirdest thing ive seen. I once accidentaly ordered a salad soley made of cheese :p

ham and croutons. is that ALL there is in there??

Yes, those are lardons, and France puts them in everything. It would appear she successfully ate around them.

I'm not going to lie, that looks like a disgusting salad :(

order more wine(or a bottle or two),the salad may actually start tasting better

Pop some ham into the bread----presto! Ham sammich! Have a couple more glasses of red, and tomorrow is another day.

At least there's wine?

Why not say hi to the lonelies and see if they have nicer food?

Why would they make a salad completely out of ham?

Um...the bread looks good.

gross

ewww eat the croutons!

*gag*