very cool passport

Hi Lance! Jy moet gatskop Saterdag!

Also... How hot is beans200's photo!! Yikes!

Why... you must be from Texas!

@beans200....thanks somebody with some brains around here...THE LAW IS THERE FOR EVERYBODY...including LANCE ARMSTRONG

Okay, okay...the Longhorns are just a fluke, right?

Okay, okay...the Longhorns are just a fluke, right?

when an individual generates an economy with his/her presence,the laws of the land are often "modified"

it happens when your fame preceedes your arrival. Glad you made it

Welcome! Glad u made it but how on earth did u manage to get xtra pages inserted? Did not even know it was allowed!LA magic?

Rollin', rollin', rollin!

@beans200 you sound the the? Tweet me for english lessons.

Pretty cool

you need a manicure

What would the pictures be of if I was from Massachusetts? Fishermen? Tourists on Cape Cod? This could be fun!

Sponsored by Marlboro?

For the next two pages, photoshop the guy on the right to become you outsprinting the heard.......

Best job ever?

you need 2 empty pages for the visa to get into SA, the same thing happened to me. @chavosanfran, you sound the the prototypical "ugly american".

Long Horn Steaks for dinner ?
Now maybe they will let you leave SA without hassle !