There's this homeless dude near my house who wears one of these. He also wears a pink bra and an *NSYNC t-shirt. We should all party together.

I was gettin my dick sucked by this chick with a cranial massage hat on and it was makin her tatties jiggle whaaaat? this guy knows what I'm talkin about. This guy DEFINITELY knows what I'm talkin about

I don't know where you're at, but who's ever couch that is, they clearly sleep on it. Make up your couch before company comes over.

christmas lights on the wall = pot dealers house

Kanye West's oft-blogged about couch.

Kanye West's oft-blogged about coach.

Take that thing off before they load you onto the short bus!

Sharper Image.

How did you get your hands on the new Flobee?

is this a sex thing? i can haz?

looks like that sex hat from Demolition man . the best movie ever!!

is this how famous people spend their time and money?

This is me Raaaaaaaandy!!! Getting my dick sucked at a shock treatment facility. "Hey doc this feels like...WHOAAAAAAAAA!!!"

looks like ur in the loonie bin gettin shock treatments.

Are you playing "Tron"?