they could use this one as another enticing Campari ad image:))

Nice bracelet and crotch shot.

WHAT. I WANT THAT WRIST BAND. IT WILL GO SO GOOD WITH MY DOGTAG D; Also - that looks like a hardcore fruity drink.

brilliant. haha. I'm ignoring the gratuitous crotch shot.

nice wristband and crouch

So, they predicted that you were going to show up sooner or later? Haha.

Crouch Cam..... oh sorry you meant your wrist.

Well, they couldn't give you anything different...

So you're one of the most amazing people on the face of the planet, that's what you're saying?

BULGE!!! I just got really excited, so thank you

That is awesome.