dont know what to go and see tonight with now with my 14 yr old son, Grand Torino ?

My god, the lovechildren of Richard Nixon and Jenny Eclair!

mayo: Yes Mark, the Ronco ear hair trimmer still works perfectly.......

The URL of this page sounds a bit harsh.

That brings back a few memories

great view from here Petunia!

Most unfortunate URL ever!

Yep, the brain-eating beetle is still in there Mark.

Man I accidentaly deleted my slumdog millionaire anyone know where I can get the complete podcast from?

Simon you look like his concerned CPN!

He just looks so bewildered....

You are not wrong Simon - that IS a gray hair! *g*

It's the poster for "Brokeback 5 Live"

See the light Simon..? Where's the Quiff gone.?

And the award for the most buttons on a waistcoat goes to.................

Mark actually looks quite tense and could easily be on a film poster for a romantic drama. Simon, i'm not so sure....

Relaxed? - the good Doctor looks bewildered & as though he's searching for an escape route ....

This is really camp .. dont you think ?

Vinnie & Gazza: The Remake

Simon Mayo and the worlds worst Mark Kermode ventriloquist dummy