take that, take that, take that!!

um excuse me nicole but julio roberts had the best hair of the year!

"yo um, I'm real happy for you but uh, Beyonce's the has the best wax figure of all time"

Magic Moment

hahah @monique926 it does look like that.....

Well, you did show up! Diddy: Baby, I told you I would be here for you?

Nicole: Why the fuck didn't you call me lastnight? Diddy: yo, my bad I got caught up in some shit, you're still my girl tho.

that´s it if you don´t use sunblock! trust me!

Wax figures in Madame Tussauds. Lol. Love them both, but that is honestly wat this looks like :)

you so white you make the snow look ghetto....

You've got something hanging from your left nostril!!

You gotta be kiddin' ... it was YOU ????

Diddy: Eh gurl, I like yo milky skin...so soft and creamy. Could I touch it? Nicole: What kinda girl do you take me for?

Diddy: Hey girl, what's good?
Nicole: Umm, do I know you?

- gang girl your the palest aussi ever.
- are you happy or sad I can't tell. your eyebrows don't move, at, all.

diddy: hey hold on, i gotta twitter this..."

So, uh .... what whitening cream did you recommend ?

Ebony and ivory has never looked so sweet!!!

Will you sing @ my daughter Birthday Party.@ our Flat down under. Please

Hi, err, I listen to your music. My son in black...ish!