You mean it's possible to win 5 stages and STILL not get the green jersey?

Hey Cav, last one to the top of Col du Tourmalet buys the beer - and that's you man!

Its all smiles in the Lanterne Rouge competition

dude, can you believe I just farted on that guy?

So I said $1m appearance money in cash up front & I'll win this race........

It would be a lot easier for you if your lead out head butts the competition at the line! Smile!

next year i'll be taking the pictures!

hey man smile, we might be in a best caption picture!

Cav in green, me in yellow! Ah maybe next year

LA saying "Can I have my Raspberry Ripple now, please Graham"

"Hey Cav, I bet I will have more wrecks than you will have wins by the end fo the tour"

Graham: hey Cav, need one of my community water bottles?
Lance: let's be seriously graham...we all know you don't have water in there...

Really? You put exlax in Hushovd's water bottle?

So Cav can you do a lead out for me up the next mountain stage?

"I'm serious Cav... I don't care what Zabriskie told you he saw, there is NO such thing as a Snipe. Graham... can you help me here?"

Where is the weirdest place that bald guy has followed you to get a shot?

"Man, I don't care what happens in the last week - we still own this f'in race!"

You join 'The Shack' next year Mark, Taco Tuesday beomes....wait for it... Bangers and Mash Tuesday. P.S. Don't tell Paulinho

LANCE: "Cav, if I tow you in on the next sprint, can you hook me up with an HTC Android phone?"

Lance just dropped one and told Cav he "would hate to be the riders behind him right now!"