A scene from the European cut of 12 Angry Men?

Proof that America does NOT have talent.

"Of all the days to forget my glasses."

The woman behind the big guy & Mr. Skeptic: "And they call ME the evil twin!"

I had this awful nightmare, I showed up to deliver my speech but I was suddenly...what? I did WHAT?

"My goodness, Jeane... those look like they were bolted on with a half-broken rivet gun."

Best. Tupperware party. Ever.

1 man in middle looks terrified; wonder if this is his wife or he's WITH his wife & this a girlfriend?

A: Didn't she...?
B: Yip.
Both: Cameo in Airplane.

OMG! Our vaginas look like that?!?

"Sarah Palin repudiates her choice of clothing."

"She baby-sits my son. Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Why? What's the problem?"
"He's 28"

"She makes a good point, but I think I'll vote for Nixon."

Co-ed Sarah Barracuda rocks at 1983 Idaho Potato Day rally. Thanks to Roger's cousin (center) Flip Ebert for pic.

The women far right, first row. Thought bubble: It's times like this that I am so glad I am a Lesbian

a true test of gentility.

"Pssst..Mabel, I don't get it. Where is the donkey?"

Even though it's 2010, the world may not be ready for the DVD extras included in the new Pleasantville Blu-Ray release.

It's ten o'clock. Do you know where grandma is?

To: So Baptists: Sincerest apology re: error in your reservation. John Smith, Mngr. Las Vegas Hilton