Rx: Risperdal 2 mg q day add Aripiprazol 10 mg q day for 10 days increase to 15 mg q day as tolerated.

the answer is null!

I think I may need a little extra time.

Can someone help a brother out? I ran out of fingers...

Ha ha! He forgot to carry the 2! What a dope...

Not as bad as it looks--a freshman calculus review. Just a list of formulas and definitions.

...wait a minute...still counting...

Christopher Nolan's "Inception".

The only photo taken of Mr. Gelb on his first, and last, day as teacher at Fitzsimmons Elementary.

But - I was promised there would be no math!

Arthritis made writing on the board impossible. Now thanks to Aleve my toughest problem is solved!

Obviously this is what you get up to when you're not having sex.

This is Target cardmember services essplainin' accrued interest on my revolving credit account. "You are in debt hell - got it now?"

As a classroom teacher, I just want to know: how does he write so straight?

F. Next time show your work, loser.

As my brilliant, English-challenged, Polish math prof used to say halfway through each lecture "And the rest is intuitively clear..."

that's all ? :-)

And the professor says, "See how easy that is?"

I wonder how long it'll take them to make that a 1 inch equation.

He was clean-shaven when he started writing...and also an infant.