distinct lack of work on that desk...

I want a bust of Eric!!!!

Hello? Yes this is the office of the 'Self Preservation Society' also known in wider circles as 'The Office of the British Goverment'

"No that surplus street furniture is not to come to my office!"

"Who put super glue on this ear piece?"

"Yes PM the street lights are going out across Britian"

"Mr. Burton? That bloody suit jacket shrank at the dry cleaners!"

"Is that you I hear clicking AC?"

"...yes... with chilli sauce ... yes, extra large. 70 Whitehall please and hurry up"

"Look at him ordering Fries, damned Fries, & Fishsticks," thinks Ben.

It looks like it's made out of chocolate. Typical Pickles.

"What smartarse connected me phone handset to the pen pot? HELLO? Oh."