i got married to chrisbrown because it felt good. Very True

i cheated on a crossdresser and now my mother hates me LOL xD

I Like to bite Justin Bieber Because I'm a hoe

"I wish I danced like Justin Bieber because it makes me feel so good" lol, pretty much true :P

"I have dreams about Greyson Chance because it makes me feel so good." OMJ! Pedo much? :L

I got married to Justin Bieber and now my mother hates me (:

I cheated on a llamba because it feel nice.. O.o er..

I cheated on Nicki Minaj and now my mother hates me.

I can't control my feelings for Justin Bieber because I'm a hoe.
hahahahahahhahahahahhaha rofl

I like to lick Megen Fox because im a hoe LOL.

mine-i wanna dance like miley cyrus and thatsthe last thing i remeber----wow

I wanted to be like Jay Sean and now I'm getting sued. Aha.

I cant control my feelings for Nicki Minaj and now my mother hates me.. O.o

i wish i looked like a liamba because i was trying to act cool!! :D

I got drunk with a Pedophile(OMG) and that's the last thing I remember..

I wanted to be like Caitlin beadles and now my mother hates me. omg hahahaha

I had plastic surgery to look like Demi Lavato and now im getting sued.

i cant stop smelling a llama because i was trying to act cool. lol!!

I can't stop smelling Bruno Mars and now im in jail.

I had plastic surgery to look like Eminem and now i'm getting sued. LMFAO!! :">