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Dane Cook

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For your 25th birthday Super Mario. A gift from me to you. She ain't the princess but she will rule your world.

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527 days ago

For your 25th birthday Super Mario. A gift from me to you. She ain't the princess but she will rule your world.

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GodHatesJacob 514 days ago

wheres the vajazzle pic? lol

JamesEss 514 days ago

Plumber Pussy!

NYmetalgoddess 515 days ago

Mario, you better not shrink now! Wouldn't wanna disappoint! lol

jaekinks 515 days ago

FTW!!!

snowdevil 515 days ago

Wtf is it with girls shaving themselves? That is to pedophile-like for me! I don't think I'd want a guy who wants me to look like an 8 yr old down there!

_DominicanoSOY 515 days ago

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mario always gets the pussy

Funny_Fucker 526 days ago

There's also a pipe sticking out of her ass ! It warps Super Mario to a Shitty World !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTn8D2bEq3c

Cristinaxoxo 526 days ago

lmao !!!

ZDKNYC 526 days ago

its a dude.

irvineje 526 days ago

honestly the hottest pic i have seen. mario and naked women together(L)

Jpatking 526 days ago

LMAO!!

tunapeach 526 days ago

hahahahahahaha!!!!

xskillzdatki11x 526 days ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn9HzgljA4I

regularchris2 526 days ago

Now THAT'S what I call a "Warp Zone" Folks! ;-)

BigKusha 526 days ago

Anyone saying it's fake; It's body-paint, not a tattoo. Anyone asking where the 'slit' is, has not yet felt the touch of a woman. /case

BuyuklerGulsun 526 days ago

Hahaha Super gift! :))

ashli1029 527 days ago

OMG!! LMAO only you dane, only you

Astrotrain85 527 days ago

Awesome :P

share35 527 days ago

hilarious , one tunnel he wont mind jumping into

carpenter254eva 527 days ago

Awsome