What a way to go!

It's a nice idea but far too eloquent for someone on drugs. Totally fake.

Kind of generic trolling really; Liked the Pi bit though.

this guy is my new hero

I love the fact that this guy was the assistant manager as well!

I love it, especially that he called a customer 'a chlorinated gene pool'....priceless!

They need to know pi; they are working with circles, after all!

Classic!

RICK JAMMMMMES BITCH! lmaoaoaooaoaoaoa

Must have just won the lotto

RIDICULOUSLY HILARIOUS!!!!

This is ridiculous funny!!! Good morning laugh!

This guy should have taken a bow at the end of the day.

"He became frustrated when he could only recite 'pi' to the 46th digit". That quote may have just made my life.

Tharts amazing! Ha ha!

That's pretty impressive!

hahahaaaaaa...!!

need him to be my life coach

I've seen worse...

its the fact he wasnt even rostered on for a shift that day either!