I've heard of "talking books" but your book appears to have its own microphone.

JMaq's comment made me abandon my family with joy.

Still feral after all these years!

Nice - the book cover there just to keep Coulton cognizant of the food chain.

This makes me bleat out a Gene Parmesean scream. So exciting!

Little known fact: Jonathan Coulton's beard acts as a natural pop filter.