How To Lose Balance & Lacerate People. TC fans, he wasn't THAT bad. Schadenfreude, nein, mais pas sympathetique... Actually I feel like I've received a medical treatment myself, is this empathy?

Ouch, look nasty. hope u were not too shaken and heal soon

Ouch, seriously. theodora8 hit it on the head ... *no pun intended* ... very Bruce Willis-ish.

or an extra in Lord of the Rings http://tinyurl.com/cqo3v7

By a spooky coincidence I was an extra in Shaun of the Dead. I didn't look this bad.

Never again answer the door to Jehovah's|Witnesses dressed in bikers' leathers

Wow, that swollen flat nose and sunken, bruised eyes makes you a dead ringer for Grub Smith

Cripes, that looks sore. You'll get a few sympathy drinks bought for you. Bit Willislike?

You look like an extra from "Shaun of the Dead"

Hope you got his number.

oh my god that's looks awful. did someone drive in to you or did you just fall off? Big ouch

Ouch.

*Not* moralising, rather intrigued - helmet?