As a joke, we mark down today as "Send ThinkGeek a Pizza Day" in our custom Despair calendar. We usually get a pizza or two each year, but this year--PIZZA DELUGE. 

Our full, happy bellies would like to thank: 

A mystery benefactor who sent a meatlovers pizza from Pizza Hut.
Mark Covington, who sent FIVE pizzas from Papa Johns.
A Mr. or Ms. Stefant, who sent two meaty pizzas from Dominos.
@mkdrum20, who sent 2 meaty pizzas from local shop Paisanos.