New bumper sticker "My udder car is a bovine"

Was this a 2% accident or whole?

This weeks training course will include evasive Bovine MANUREvering

I will have my pasture pray for you all

I bet your going to be "calf" deep in paper work for this one....

You should see the "heffer" of a pile up following this accident!

Did you hear of Fords new model? the Crown Veal

I have heard of "hit and run" but that must have been some COWard to run from this!

Did that crown vic have the "beefed" up engine?

I guess that cow got CREAMED!

I am just in utter disbelief!

To get a look at one dead cow!!!!

Hey...Why did the chicken cross the road???

Where you by any chance filming a Chik-fil-a commercial?! :0)

I guess that's what the officer gets for asking for suede seat covers!

oh WOW!!! Hope you are ok!!

Yes, PLEASE post them all here!!!

I found the last image from the dash cam! http://tinyurl.com/5lk4wz

Should I start over with my jokes here.... :0)

dude, that sucks man.