Similar to other creative occupations with rigid caste structures such as architecture, professorship, or design, the culinary world is a hyper-competitive, insular microcosm that systematically rewards the fruits of megalomania. Megalomaniacs are douchebags. Douchebags still rock fauxhawks - and are 4x as likely to if they're contestants on a reality show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvCG7kgxeCc