I'm too sexy for my shoes...

I told you to not give him too much Fizzy-Lifting Drink! Now get the ultralight, Harold.

*sings*I believe I can fly!!

Gravity ! They said there would be gravity !

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My God...It's full of stars.

Somewhere in the back of my mind I always pictured childbirth to look like this - without the space suit, of course!

This is a caption from my son: This is what happens when you mix coke (the drink) and mentos.

Criss Angel, the early years

Baby NOT on board!

Good-Bye and thanks for all the fish!

"So I says to him I'm resting. I know I'm resting, I'm resting"

1st successful sub launch of an ICBM (Inter-Continental Baby Missile)

New hydrogen powered baby emits only clean drinking water.

Proud mother Susan Storm Richards with her son Franklin.

Hmmmmmm. Fizzies!

Not all SeaWorld babies come with dorsal fins.

Zero gravity is for babies!

North Korea Announces Launch of First Space Vehicle

Jack Jack Parr lives!