Wait up, you wrongly sing 'God Bless blah..blah' when we all know it's 'My Country 'tis of Thee'

this is brilliant!!!

Steven, since you lost Meg Ryan in IQ, you've seemed very testy.
Hope you recover, Bridget Jones has

So, my wife is no longer my Queen? I don't she's going to like that.

"ize" is not an Americanism. Common misconception. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_spelling

Like, I totally don't, you know, get this. I mean, like, who's this queen chick anyways? Geeeez.

(Cont from previous) Alcohol as well.

Point of Information! The fact that James Bond likes his alcohol cold means we still can drink cold

Stellar. humour not humor! #interesting

I love it! So true! LOL Going to get my vegetable peeler before I have to register it!