Nocturnal conspiraloon @ublocks makes the case for Kosher slaughter. Badly. #EDL #halal via @MissLButtercup

I wonder why elaborate crimes such as these, only ever get solved by deadbeat racists? #EDL

Combined Ex Forces present a bizarre conspiracy theory involving kebabs... #EDL

Matt #EDL Hickman looses it after getting KEBAB leaflet through his letterbox, leading to inane #EDL brain melt.

Having heard that Greggs is probably Halal, #EDL visit their facebook page armed with their best clichés.

Crawley street beggar, Em Marsh is horrified to learn that Muslims have had all the pork removed from sugar. #EDL

Kevin Carroll going for the real burning issues during this election campaign. #EDL

I wish Iceland would ritually slaughter this fuckwit. #EDL

I suppose that now @EDLTrobinson wants all the Nazis back in #EDL, they can afford to be a little more blatant...

Linda Leighton invents non-halal fish. #EDL via @vickyclementine

A relative of clueless #EDL anti-Halal campaigner Babs Davies pays a visit to @slatedl

#EDL's Babs Davies continues to make a pigs ear of her amateurish crusade against Halal meat.

Oh no! Halalibo! If the likes of @MSANNCOOPER don't eat, they starve. Problem solved. #EDL

#EDL's Andy Walker may also be interested in Tescos forthcoming leaflets explaining what they can offer to morons.

You never know. All this paranoia about Halal products might actually make them lose a bit of weight. #EDL

John casually informs us of the far-left political beliefs held by an inanimate food product. #EDL

The Hysterical Tossers essential guide to which confectionary and breakfast cereals fund Stealth Jihad™ #EDL

NF protest for Solihull: 4th August about 'Hallhall' meat and the grooming it inevitably invites, (probably.) #EDL

Spotted in the East End last night. #creepingsharia #EDL

#EDL Blackburn Division congratulate themselves on what a massive hit this: http://twitpic.com/9ifjwg has been.

Moronic #EDL Blackburn Division admin blasts wife for buying religiously slaughtered meat-free produce...

#EDL member Jie 'Row' Johnson protests against Halal meat at his local supermarket.

Pies, pizzas, biscuits and the Prison Service. It seems that Halal is deliberately targeting #EDL types sometimes.

More #EDL objection to the inhumane, non-Christian slaughter of Cornflakes.

#EDL member calls for race-hate demos outside Bournemouth schools.

Four year old news article terrifies #EDL...

Just when you thought the Boycott Halal campaign couldn't fail any harder... #EDL

SDL Tunnocks tea cake Islamic Panic as Arabic writing spotted on packaging with added anti-semitic sentiment #EDL

#EDL's answer to Heston Blumenthal offers up Dolls In Blankets recipe, and hopes ASDA stores suffer arson attacks.

Merseyside #EDL demand to be stunned before having their throats cut.

Yeah Neil... You should see the way Kingsmill behead the wheat. #EDL

I think I'd of be quite worried too, if I'd seen some pervert making out with a lump of meat in a shop... #EDL

#EDL are angry about Kingsmills Halal status, as they're really in-to-bread. http://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

#EDL in a slightly misguided uproar over the Halal status of that well known pork product, Kingsmill bread.

On reading this, we decided to ring Rochdale ASDA who reacted by laughing their bollocks off... #EDL

Halal seems to be a cunning plot to starve the #EDL to death... Something strangely comforting about that.

Hilarious! Racist fat fuck kicks off in a Brighton KFC. She wanted butter all over her fried chicken. #EDL

Another concern of @atlasshrugs drones is the Halal status of soup. VEGETARIAN soup... #EDL

The Queen can eat what she wants... To the Tower, with you! #EDL

More from @atlasshrugs attention-seeking 'Boycott Butterball Turkey' page. Shame it only got mine... #EDL

News from America. @pamelageller's fans frantically search for the last non-halal turkeys in the USA. #EDL #islam

If only celebrity terrorist sponsor @pamelageller had boycotted Anders Behring Breivik as well... #EDL

#EDL members in TOTAL AND UTTER EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN over Halal Pringles. Will snack manufacturers stop at nothing?

Gripped by Halal paranoia, this American #EDL supporter is planning to plant and grow his own chickens.

None Sikher than the #EDL? 'Angels' tirade of hate against Sikhs...

A Mars a day helps you work, rest, and pray... #EDL

Oh, do shut up. If Halal chicken is good enough for Stephen Lennon, then it's good enough for the rest of the #EDL

As devout Christians, #EDL strongly object to the way in which popcorn in slaughtered. #halal

Um.. Pork doesn't make Muslims explode any more than Halal meat turns #EDL into pathetic little morons, oh wait...

Must be quite nice to have nothing to do other than worry about whether such and such a place is Halal or not #EDL

Because cows are gently massaged to their deaths by puppies in British slaughterhouses aren't they? #EDL

Babs Davies expects to see 50,000 people at #EDL's KFC demo. Just like there was in Luton... Oh, too soon Babs?

#EDL moron @crutchbender doesn't really know what 'Halal' means. It means 'Permitted.' Water is Halal, by the way.

OK, bad news #EDL. Lurpak is Halal. If you have some, go out into the garden now and bury it with a crucifix.

Free-speech loving #EDL to write down the car registrations of people who heckle them at Blackburn KFC tomorrow.

Claims from #EDL Blackburn Division that a passing motorist mounted the kerb at their demo outside KFC today.

Some advice for #EDL. Don't go to some worthless demo and more importantly, don't take your kids with you.

#EDL moaning about apparent lack of expensive Police protection at their Blackburn KFC demos.

Yes! This is the same #EDL that like to chant 'If it wasnt for the Police you'd be dead' at people... #facepalm

Members of 'Still Laughing at the #EDL' question the 'research methods' of Halal meat obsessive Babs Davies.

#EDL respond to Police indifference to their month long Blackburn KFC demo by posting this threat to KFC staff.

Police climbdown at #EDL's KFC demo in Blackburn. Future protests could attract anything up to fifteen people!

Photo taken on Saturday from #EDL's KFC demo in Blackburn, which as you can see, was packed...

Seems #EDL members were fighting between themselves again at the Blackburn KFC demo on Saturday...

"Boycott KFC! Boycott KFC! Boyco... hang on, I'm hungry. Let's surrender for a while...." #EDL

Yeah, because the contractors are really gonna stop making money just to appease a bunch of thick fascists... #EDL

Another #EDL moron, who's probably convinced he'll 'catch muslim' by eating Halal meat...

Have #EDL had their chips or merely chickened out of the Blackburn KFC protest? #badpuns

#EDL members defend something for once! Sadly all they're defending is their own rubbish turnout at Blackburn KFC.

Deluded #EDL members remain convinced that their comedy anti-halal demo outside a Blackburn KFC is a success.

#EDL's Richard Lionheart and Stephen MacKenzie have to be a joke. Nobody is this thick surely? #KFC

Ssh! Don't tell Blackburn #EDL that KFC isn't actually Halal!

#EDL wierdos spam the facebook wall of @Halal_Subway

Halal obsessed Babs Davies genius plan to make the #EDL EVEN MORE appealing to Police dogs...

#EDL's Babs Davies; a racist obsessed with the procurement of rotting meat. Other than that, she's probably OK...