Incitement by #EDL deputy leader Kev Carroll on the back of his hoax rape story.

#EDL drop into @slatedl to defend their claims that they fought off armed Muslims outside Gail Speight's house.

Update on the 'Pretend Armed Muslim Siege' outside Gail Speight's house... #EDL

...And tonight's winner of the 'Pretend Armed Muslim Siege' is the lovely Gail from Leeds! Come on down!!! #EDL

Made up story of the day. #EDL

#EDL circulate an old Australian hoax. Further reading: http://bit.ly/ZbBPdK

Do they EVEN bother putting any thought into these made up stories, anymore? #EDL

#EDL supporter accidentally finds herself in a mythical 'No Whites Area.' These presumably have a Narnia postcode.

#EDL's made up story of the day.

This is probably not true as 'FACT' isn't in capital letters... #EDL

How the far-right magically turn all Irish Republicans into the I.R.A. #EDL

Man invents alternative reality in which he's a true British superhero... #EDL

Poppies are so last week. Here is the far-right's new urban myth... #EDL

...Tune in next week where a CxF member is granted unprecedented access to Area 51, all thanks to his top. #EDL

Theres a remarkable difference when you tweet something to the Police, as opposed to the #EDL

How BareNakedIslam and the proper grown up news covered the same story. Via @cromarty_4 #EDL

CxF on today's Dewsbury flash demo. The link to this video is rather conspicuous by it's absence... #EDL

@official_edl I don't know whats going on outside Luton Police Station at the moment, but please learn to count.

An update on http://twitpic.com/9pl78g told ya! #EDL #fullofshitasusual

Now, in about 20 minutes or so, we're going to be told about how they inexplicably escaped unharmed... #EDL

How come these incredibly important news stories only ever get reported by racists? #EDL

Following on from: http://twitpic.com/9o4xa6 this was Harry Hollands companion on the night in question... #EDL

Apparently this: http://twitpic.com/9nyc7p was a cover story for a bit of racism that went horribly wrong... #EDL

Liverpool #EDL invent a story to provoke vigilante action against a taxi firm. 2 of 2.

Liverpool #EDL invent a story to provoke vigilante action against a taxi firm. 1 of 2.

Well, looks who's just failed a credit check at @appstore #BNP #EDL

Latest footage live from the imaginations of some #EDL members.

A list of Muslim do's and dont's compiled by morons, for morons. #EDL

More on Karen Downes' spurious attempts to incite a race-riot in Blackpool. #EDL

Karen Downes lies about her son being beaten up in an attempt to stir up trouble in Blackpool. #EDL

#EDL's Andy Morley on what drives them. Videos made by fellow cranks on YouTube, basically...

Ahh, that'll explain what happened to that soldier in Leeds earlier... He was with Stella Evans. Case closed. #EDL

Why is it that whenever #EDL members are threatened, contacting a Facebook page is more of a priority than the Police?

Damn! Remind me to tick that 'Radical Immigrant' box the next time I claim Child Tax Credit... #EDL

Considering this guy was attacked with a Samurai sword last night, I'd say he's healed up suspiciously well... #EDL

#EDL conveniently hear this rumour just as they're in the middle of a demo... Hmm...

#EDL 'angel' posts: "Dirty fuckin muzzie cunts r kickin off outside the syrian embassy in london" #Syrian embassy

'Kyle Huyton' the #EDL security guard outed this morning, by @edlnews releases 'statement' of pure gibberish...

I wonder what a @MDLHQ shop would sell? Muslamic Rayguns? Sharon Law leaflets? #EDL illiteracy, par excellence...

#EDL outrage over media blackout of news they've made up... They're really trying to out-stupid each other, now.

Just one thing, Adrian... Who conducted this survey? #EDL

Casuals United scare themselves shitless over the 'Constitution' of an IMAGINARY COUNTRY. #EDL

Taken from the comments on this delightful piece of fiction: http://tinyurl.com/boftdxs #EDL

#EDL's Karen Brian. She's a bit special...

Karen Brian heard this really cool story down the pub. #EDL

#EDL's Robert Timson surrenders to the PARANORMAL! Wonder if it's a Muslim ghost?

#EDL's Claire Morton used her latest spell in prison to invent a really, COOL STORY. #needsmoredragonsandshit

#EDL try to boost turnout by spreading a rumour of an imaginary Muslim attack on a troops homecoming in Tamworth.

@edlsupportgroup have had two hours to come up with this crap. How would Muslims get in the #EDL demo area anyway?

#EDL Liverpool Division. The stupid. It burns...

#EDL making rubbish up to use as propaganda. Why didn't Bedfordshire Police release a bulletin of this incident?

I'm sure the Boxing Federation will be fine with this. After all #EDL are a non-racist organisation right??

The jobs in your area might have to people with qualifications though... Have you thought about that? #EDL

Can't find any stories about Muslim's doing bad things? Don't worry! Just make shit up like John... #EDL

#EDL member complains of being fired from his job after using his position to harass people. Tough shit...

An 'Urgent' appeal for help for 'Patriots' to help out in Manchester. Well, that narrows it down a bit... #EDL

#EDL admin serve up another delicious plate of bullshit for their salivating minions to devour...

Lyn Saddington claims to be doing 'intel work' on anti-racists. Can't wait to see it. It'll be a good laugh. #EDL

"BASTARDS! NO F**KING SURRENDER EVER!" Taken from an #EDL thread about THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.

There's a sense of incoherent anger. People are angry, but can't explain why... #EDL

#EDL urge boycott of Voi jeans claiming that it stands for 'Voice of Islam.' It's actually Italian for 'You.'

#EDL now claiming to have the support of @Joey7Barton following this photo of the footballer with Stephen Lennon.

Redwatch fan @Nemesisrepubllc encourages #EDL to report this: http://twitpic.com/6vm7wn as a TERRORIST ATTACK!

Casualties United? Groundless rumours circulate of a possible attack on the #EDL Angels demo on October 8th.

Combined Ex Forces vow to defend Ruby Akhtar following a 'kidnap attempt.' So I guess thats her fucked, then. #EDL