Double-handed wank?

you should have one when your fucking the princess from donkey kong, just for the hell of it really.

I done a piss

A perfect likeness, me thinks!

oh my! xD

Like the Roger Moore style eyebrow, and is that a Reader's Digest Guide to DIY on the coffee table?

The eyebrows look as if they're gearing up for a fight....hmmm, possible beat 'em up game idea? What would be their special moves?

glowing arms of woe! notice all the porns blacked out...;P

the hairstyle really made me laugh..it looks a bit.. like a poo..

I always assumed you'd be happier in a virtual reality. From this pic, it's hard to tell whether I was right.

V nice pic. But note that, as of Sep 1, 100 watt incandescent right armpits have been banned.

Has James Cameron directed Gameswipe!?

Your clocks are all wrong! ;)

anyone worked out what the red book is?

wouldn't fancy your chances in a fight against link, or kirby for that matter.

Like the glowing arms. Is that where your super-cynicism-power emanates from?

The time attributed to Chester is different to the time attributed to London. This is a fucking disgrace. Why can't Chester get the time right?

lol like tie pic

why are the Newswipe clocks in it?

The normal mapping on your couch is a bit screwed, but that is, otherwise, awesome.