Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr. Literally the biggest face on television.

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"Putting smarties tubes on cats legs to make them walk like a robot" - I've been quoted on a t-shirt, surely the highest honour

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872 days ago

"Putting smarties tubes on cats legs to make them walk like a robot" - I've been quoted on a t-shirt, surely the highest honour

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alzer77 796 days ago

but if u take out the tees it would say , PU SMARIES UBES ON CAS LEGS MAKE HEM WALK LIKE A ROBO HAHAHHA

Rxss 858 days ago

hahaha, i want that tee!

SimplyPaul 863 days ago

"T-shirt slogans; allowing men to stare at women's chests since 1964"

McNutty4eva 868 days ago

That's awesome.

efk87 869 days ago

Interested in experimenting with this...Do you need regular smartie tubes or the extra large ones you get at Christmas??

comedywannabe 869 days ago

Would love that t shirt!

Melitonboots 872 days ago

WOW! i want a tshirt like that !

ameliagayton 872 days ago

Ha, I saw that episode of Qi... legendary!

laurasplog 872 days ago

Kayt - I plugged away at the comedy circuit for 4 years, you pop over from the US and seamlessly start networking with superstar comics? You are no longer my cousin. ;o) L x

neeerv 872 days ago

this.

kip_jones 872 days ago

you get on her tits.

paulharlock 872 days ago

I still like to see "had to buy a rape alarm coz I kept on forgettin" now that I would buy ha

fLaMePr0oF 872 days ago

Also, locking cat-flap, then dropping large saucepan on kitchen floor causing cat to bolt for cat-flap...

fLaMePr0oF 872 days ago

Love it, have sent son to shop for four tubes of smarties and am now calling for the cat.

Mozzersm 872 days ago

She looks like your IDEAL Companion

mandraco 872 days ago

Classic! You're such a genius.

zombiepierate 872 days ago

*WANTS*

titiagirl555 872 days ago

ha ha !

beckycharig 872 days ago

haha i love that joke, always makes me crack up :)

mlplaura 872 days ago

That's the best! I need one of those ...