They add rhythym and beauty to the summer night air. Spare her, please.

It's an "oh no katy din't"

Dip it in chocolate. Let it harden. They're great when they're crunchy.

It's a katydid. They are your friends.

i recommend a large shoe of some sort

He might have a headache.http://twitpic.com/jboow

He might have a headache http://twitpic.com/jboow

let him be John, let him be...remember the Buddha...insects are our friends

Mom?

Get a new travel agent, or if you booked the hotel, get a travel agent.

Lotta protein there.

In Mexico once, I ordered a diet coke from room service to get a guy into my room to kill a cockroach. It was worth the four bucks.

Is your hotel room part of the dharma initiative or submarine?

katydi'nt.

So lunch IS serve in room.

Pack your bags and sleep in your car.

Not a single Gregor Samsa reference?

its a Katydid, they bite! and hurt if they get you just right in the area between the thumb and forefinger, call the desk screaming!! Hold out for a free bottle of wine to Calm your nerves!

Not to mock your plight (much) but the general lack of sympathy here in the comments is cracking me up. Seriously though, just grab it gently & put it outside. It won't hurt you.

I hear they make fun pets.