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Disappeared after this. That night kept me awake as he and his lady friend shagged themselves rotten. Sounded like a mass slaughter of warthogs.
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1657 days ago
Disappeared after this. That night kept me awake as he and his lady friend shagged themselves rotten. Sounded like a mass slaughter of warthogs.
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valeriebutt 1499 days ago
ha ha! Reminds me of the people who live downstairs. Most unpleasant!
ellenkerry 1550 days ago
Sounds like Upper Street in Islington on a Saturday night.
helskibelski 1569 days ago
lol
DesmoidSurvivor 1656 days ago
Best description of any shagging sounds ever. At least something enjoyed its night.
weaselbacon 1657 days ago
Of course, it wasn't the actual shagging sounds so much as the Barry White songs they were playing to get into the mood, right?
Mxdp 1657 days ago
I just read they can mate for 2 1/2 hours. Wow. Wait-that is a fossa, isn't it? Looks quite different from up there... :/
CarrieUff 1657 days ago
You've got to admire their stamina, though.
keithwalmsley 1657 days ago
how did you identify that the carnal ringings came from him and his "missus" and not some other Madagascan beasty?
amesville 1657 days ago
Now my upstairs neighbors don't seem so bad. . .
mandle 1657 days ago
damn scary beasts @stephenfry yikes!
rhysjones00 1657 days ago
probably went off to find his lady friend and then situate themselves near to where you were sleeping.
spyderkl 1657 days ago
At least you didn't have to wonder if they'd break a wall. That pic looks far scarier than a mtn lion.
BoffleSpoffle 1657 days ago
Great name for a band: Mass Slaughter of Warthogs. Sorry they kept you up while they made salad. Earplugs?
poohugh 1657 days ago
Wikipedia says they're feline, i see no feline qualities! Vulpine perhaps, and pteropine cf: http://is.gd/6TcA. Great snaps.
sniffyjenkins 1657 days ago
Ah the youth of today...
malcolmparsons 1657 days ago
I was once kept awake by hedgehogs shagging on the patio.
flipperville 1657 days ago
I'm not surprised he has to keep at it with tomotoes like that!
ahoova 1657 days ago
looks like the scary animal in the Princess Bride.. i thought that large looking animal was fake.. apparently its not fake and it wants to reproduce. hmmm
gjhsu 1657 days ago
Hahahahaha, possibly as bad as being kept awake by neighbors... I shall expand no further.
chippers87 1657 days ago
Isn't that how it always is? My friend has that problem with her roommate. The little bastards...