British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger - NEVER reads Direct Messages
2122 days ago
Disappeared after this. That night kept me awake as he and his lady friend shagged themselves rotten. Sounded like a mass slaughter of warthogs.
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ha ha! Reminds me of the people who live downstairs. Most unpleasant!
Sounds like Upper Street in Islington on a Saturday night.
Best description of any shagging sounds ever. At least something enjoyed its night.
Of course, it wasn't the actual shagging sounds so much as the Barry White songs they were playing to get into the mood, right?
I just read they can mate for 2 1/2 hours. Wow. Wait-that is a fossa, isn't it? Looks quite different from up there... :/
You've got to admire their stamina, though.
how did you identify that the carnal ringings came from him and his "missus" and not some other Madagascan beasty?
Now my upstairs neighbors don't seem so bad. . .
damn scary beasts @stephenfry yikes!
probably went off to find his lady friend and then situate themselves near to where you were sleeping.
At least you didn't have to wonder if they'd break a wall. That pic looks far scarier than a mtn lion.
Great name for a band: Mass Slaughter of Warthogs. Sorry they kept you up while they made salad. Earplugs?
Wikipedia says they're feline, i see no feline qualities! Vulpine perhaps, and pteropine cf: http://is.gd/6TcA. Great snaps.
Ah the youth of today...
I was once kept awake by hedgehogs shagging on the patio.
I'm not surprised he has to keep at it with tomotoes like that!
looks like the scary animal in the Princess Bride.. i thought that large looking animal was fake.. apparently its not fake and it wants to reproduce. hmmm
Hahahahaha, possibly as bad as being kept awake by neighbors... I shall expand no further.
Isn't that how it always is? My friend has that problem with her roommate. The little bastards...
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