John Mayer

@johncmayer

Recording/Sandwich Artist

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Passed this on the street today. If you're the dude this was written for, you've got a keeper.

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852 days ago

Passed this on the street today. If you're the dude this was written for, you've got a keeper.

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niaomh 697 days ago

no keying .. so he dumped her and she still loves him so she wont key his car (scratch it with keys) thats strange for a girl and im glad she shows not all of us are crazy and spiteful. some of us are nice (: haha x

KiaraGutierrez 700 days ago

thanks. I love you too!

RobertAlai 814 days ago

he he he

_Adrenaline_ 821 days ago

Welll lthe note obviously didn't matter too much seeing as how its in a rainy street now

Enhancing_Still 822 days ago

This may be due to the fact I happen to be blessed with being blonde, but what is it that I'm supposed to get about this?What's the "no keyring today" part?

CcarlaD 826 days ago

Love u 2.lol

KaleighCong 838 days ago

That is the best thing ever. lol

mouthscradlepa 840 days ago

Don't you mean a KEYper ... thank you thank you .. we got a fabulous show tonight

gemmm81 847 days ago

well that jus sux. wonder what kinda msg she leaves when it is 'keying day'

hopeu2 847 days ago

That has to be a sharpie, because the ink never fades even through the rain.

vyamagata 847 days ago

hahaha this is cute...follow me JOHNN I'M FROM BRAZILL AND I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MUSICS SO MUCHH

elizzylee 849 days ago

I left it for you...thanks for peeing on it

FabiOtherside 850 days ago

Se fosse eu tirar foto de um papel na rua, iam dizer q eu tô louca!
Mas o John pode...

karinaday 850 days ago

omgosh thats funny!that just made my day!

halloween_gifts 850 days ago

I see a ghost-like person where it says "no keying", but you need to turn your head to the right to see it... scary! :)

finesse898 850 days ago

Whoever this note was meant for deserves assistance from The Federal Witness Protection Plan ASAP ! :)

belieber17 851 days ago

they forgot to write "love carrie underwood" hahaha ROFL!no really, i mean it literally!

pilsbury4 851 days ago

And this will stop so many women for using a key. They'll just use a rusty nail instead

molliequinne 851 days ago

I also saw this on Lafayette this morning ... it was quite torn and tattered, but it was still there!

ashleynagle 852 days ago

am I the only one that thought "Keying" was something sexual that I didn't know?