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Does make you look like Hitler. Wonder what a smiling Hitler looks like. http://goo.gl/7p12f

Yeah, my first thought was Hitler too--but cuter.

Don't be sullen, John. You know the ladies love what you can do with your facial follicles.

@chairthrower Dude, The Nightfly is a great album. I remember the old video on MTV (BITD) for New Frontier.

Windows 98 PC

LOL!

If you lose the goatee and bring the sides of the mustache up, you would make a great Hitler

Certs before "FLAVOR CRYSTALS"(tm)? Life was a daily struggle back in those days...

Is that a cassette of Donald Fagen's "The Nightfly" in the background?

So are we back to cassette tapes in the ironically cool cycle then?

It's Dave Foley and John Hodgman's pink toenailed love-child!

Certs are indeed ancient treasures.

Hmm, this person almost looks like John Hodgman.

Hey! That's my hair you're wearing! Stop that, 1999! Stop it RIGHT NOW!

Ancient technology, thats stereo, I bet you had two speakers !!

Or is that why you look so morose; you're waiting to get your toenails done?

Were your toenails painted back then too? Why the toe separator?

I would say the abundance of VHS tapes is a heads up. Also this looks real, so please everyone shut up before you start.

So are we also to surmise (from the items on the shelf) that you've just gotten a pedicure?