You make the original Captain Hook look like a pansy

Do you notice none of the other parents are dressed up?

I think you should keep the hair. :P

Captain Jim, decked out in full pirate gear...
Other dad to the left, dressed as a theater actor?

psh don't pretend u didn't love it

You look awesome!

That reminds me - I need more rum

parrot possibly attacked and eaten by rather large wig

why doesnt this work

pride takes a vacation

lol!

SO RAD.

omg, YES. you look freaking awesome.

parrot possibly attacked and eaten by rather large wig

parrot possible attacked and eaten by enourmous black wig

Gaffigan is a great name for a pirate...what no parrot?

ROFLAMO

somewhere a gay pride parade is missing a pirate.

Pride takes a vacation

This is AWESOME.