Reminds me of the time I saw a "Stainbusters" van outside the local strip club

driven by monkeys,oops just realised I am one....

Good. That Vern's a real bastard, always coming round with his Stanley knife, slashing all the good carpet tiling work I laid down...

Is that how people in Leeds spell Northern?

Thats a Leeds number, Vern must be somewhere near me!

Yes, I hate it when my Vern gets in the way

And also, what specialised flooring does the leisure industry require? But admittedly, the promised lack of Vern is comforting.