This is a time when living in Brooklyn sucks. None of the network passwords is 'password.'

Eek Katrina Bowden's gnarly feet! Via @peoplemag.

@piratestew they have Jameson shakes

Spanish tortilla for brunch? Sure.

This man keeps asking me to take his pic

Belly dancer evidence

Trying for a clear stealth pic

Unrelated #pink #coral

I saw this today. I love pink but not that much. #nyc

I haven't even left Manhattan for NJ yet and I see THIS.

A shame you can't see the guy on the left much. Sunny day. @calvinklein

Re my previous lavatory width tweet.

I love micheladas but think it's a bit early in the day

One of my neighbors put the Christmas tree on the balcony instead of in the trash

There's a honey badger cocktail here. Of course.

There's a honey badger cocktail here. Of course.

Reading #bachelor updates in @usweekly. Is that a variation on Emily? If so, lawd.

OPI's Shorts Story for my toes

I spy a hottie. His bf wasn't bad either. #brooklyn

I would like to @visitjamaicanow. Yes I would.