My unauthorized biography has hit the shelves. "... life doesn't always go your way just because you're awesome."

At ORD. If I see any #Fire players I'll give 'em a @FrankieHejduk2 "good morning". #2Foot #crew96 #PissOnTheFire

Looking forward to digging into the new @espnmag once I figure out what the hell. #bodythinksits4am

@jmuhlbaier @csepe6 Famous!

Good day to wear this one. #GoCrew

Please join me in the fight against socks & sandals. RT for awareness. #EndSocksAndSandals

Goodnight, buddy #vegas

1st new watch in 12 years. Reminds me of my #technics 1200s.

This place is awful... No, abysmal... No, horrendous... No... #lossforwords

@AdamJardy Someone spilled their blue beverage all over the stairs in my section. Crew Cat saved the day. #CCSBday

Clarifying earlier tweet, which was missing picture- O'Shea's, home of #AORally 2010 fun, is closed. @AmericanOutlaws

Positioning near inferior McDonalds likely purposeful; increases image of @Chipotle as healthy, clown-free food option.

Good on ya, @Uhaul, for reppin' Oneonta & US soccer history.

@myguythetorg Hope they go nuts.

@myguythetorg @producertbone My gear to see #CBJWest take the series tonight in the desert. #WhiteOut #InsideOut

Reppin' for the Equus genus, y'all. #MVP #gohorseorgohome

The winning horse just arrived at the Derby party. #nowgimmesomeoats

Enjoyed this common street sign from Prague. #cautionkidsplayingsoccer #somedayinthestates

In non-soccer & much less frustrating news, Prague is still enchanting. Dawn on Sunday...

Prague does it right #installingarelaxingzoneathome