Sadly, I own this jersey.

.@arubyan: Jonny Depp will due as al-Awlaki ONLY because Cary Grant isn't available.

RT @Shoq: RT @steveweinstein: When do the ponies arrive in Libya? #p2 //Been there, at least Rainbow Dash was:

More Plz (http://is.gd/bMQQM)

... and another thing, It's April 15th and Ronald Reagan still sucks.

Dick Cheney thinks electric cars are fantastic for running over kittens

@Shoq see, one of these is shit, the other is properly labeled shoe shine.

I was DFH during Reagan's 1st term, and loving it.

If BaucusCare mandates = Tax, isn't it unconstitutional because it's not "apportioned amongst the several states"?

It's Constitution Day. Got Rights?

Got 60? Message Received. RT @GottaLaff: Dems say they'll split health bill to get results: http://bit.ly/WU7sz

Shorter Taylor Marsh (http://is.gd/2og5U) click here

CavsFAIL

@skippybkroo exposes how pigs caught the flu http://is.gd/vsHr

Obama to Ortega. Danny ain't Kruzchev, or worth getting stoked about.