I present my totally made-up cocktail: Combustible Lemonade.

Penny makes for a very cumbersome paperweight.

I have a new coworker! (Hint: New coworker may be a dolphin puppet.)

There was supposed to be a picture with the BBL tweet:

@sesmithwrites The back:

@sesmithwrites The cover:

The UPS guy showed up and suddenly it got all mid-90s film festival in here.

Rufus habitually does this burrowing thing, which is cute but also strange. That's my knee he's hugging.

LOOK UPON MY PICKLE BOUNTY AND BURN WITH ENVY, MORTALS!

Bad phone pic of my new office. I'll have to get the big camera out to properly document it.

Spotted in Saugus, MA: Discordian Society "Think Different" sticker, complete with apple. LOLZ

I give extra points to any joint that keeps a big bottle of sriracha on every table.

Cleaning out my desk. Evidence of my longevity at this job:

My co-trainer and I immediately following our awesome workshop yesterday. I don't look half as tired as I felt!

Sunbeam kitties.

This crackle-polish business is very strange, I must say. Finally gave it a shot.

What I didn't know is that you can make your character fat. ACTUALLY FAT, not just a little wide.

Sugar snap peas from my garden. They are ridiculously delicious.

Resistance is futile.

Fatcast in progress!