Saruman's elevator.

Watching @captnhobo play Dragon Age. Such a good game, even bystanding is fun.

These were somewhat organized. Somewhat.

Memories.

I hate this scene. Calvin doesn't. Ah, the Star Wars generation gap.

For @djnohands and the NSC crew...I've found Odie Bucks' bat.

I hate claw machines. But, this one actually convinced me to play.

Just don't tell him what he can't do.

She's way too grown up. I miss the helpless days.

This is the diculous.

This morning is better.

The shit awesome is made of (other than black tar heroin).

Best Rolling Stone cover I think I've ever seen:

@bigjimmyjim This is waiting for you!

Forget Piglet, she'll have the green tea.

Exactly what I wish I was doing right now.

I love it when she falls asleep on me.

Best sign outage of all time.

Best LOL of the week. Starbucks wins cool points.

She gets no lasagna. Only liquified lard in a bottle.