RT @Aggiebelle777 Does this human toaster come in Plus Size? #SkyMallComedy

Ok. You guys do one, and I'll retweet it #SkyMallComedy

BONUS: ...although there are some people you still can't touch with it #SkyMallComedy

"Whoaaaa! I'm skatin with a giant garbage bag!!!" #SkyMallComedy

Gently asphyxiate yourself to Relax-o-Land #SkyMallComedy

"Whooooa! I'm skatin on giant shower curtain rings!" #SkyMallComedy

Travelin wit my Babes to London edition of #SkyMallComedy

Just in time for Mother's Day

Concert poster #fail

As we all know, no fertilizer is as rich in nutrients as Sumo fertilizer #SkyMallComedy

Can you tell me the proper color combination that will help me remember my checking account number? #SkyMallComedy

Why? What did they tell you? Those TRAITORS! #SkyMallComedy

Just landed in town, and @billylord 's guitar is still intact. We'll see how this goes

BONUS: *warning: product only lasts for one minute" #SkyMallComedy

"I like to dream that I'm a tele-marketer. You know, since they're awesome" #SkyMallComedy

Apparently grey hair makes you less affectionate to your wife. Good thing for her you switched #SkyMallComedy

This Lamborghini pedal car will teach your kids what's really important in life: MATERIALISM! #SkyMallComedy

Come to the Well street week edition of #SkyMallComedy

On our way to Tampa to see if folk will buy our CD tomorrow @carmenbrown @davecruse

This is for all you wusses that can't handle the for real deal