Can you tell which one is gay?

Ignore the fashion crime, just concentrate on the fact she has hairier legs than me. What is this? France!?

If you went to church yesterday you were told to protect "the sanctity of marriage." Make your own mind up

CONTAGION!!

IT'S STARTED. IN LONDON. SAVE YOURSELF.

Does anyone else's artwork embarrass them on public transport? What the hell is this!!!? I DIDN'T APPROVE THIS

@LiamCrapCrap I don't blame you. Your uniform does crazy things to me too (makes me want cheap booze)

Always read the small print

I know it's not Valentines day anymore but he's single & desperate, any takers for @andyjrichardson?

@HuntAfterGeorge you made the cover page of my @flipboard, congrats!

....and we're off with iMessage on the Mac!

Men are like Bluetooth...

You want to protect traditional marriage, like in the Bible? That's awkward #NOH8

The real effect of caffeine

Another satisfied customer...

@times_series I get this whenever I try to access your links...

Merry Christmas and wishing you a happy...

Sorry kids, Christmas is cancelled

Santa's reindeer on @facebook

Simpsons Christmas Cards

Don't worry Batman, we got this one...