Hipster of Endurance. Director of @PistachioRacing. Sales & Product Expert @REI. @UofA & @KappaAlphaOrder Alumnus. These views are my own.
@Shelby_Elynn Couldn't figure out if that was the dealership name or what. Noticed it when I dropped my rental off.
Talking about @thenorthface Stow-N-Go "Bagel" Sports Bra, the staffer asks, "Are you saying 'Bagel' or 'Big Ole?'"
@Ragdoll_Inc I hope you'll go see #Machete3!
@Ragdoll_Inc Danny Trejo & I had a mishap on the set of #Machete3. Took a slice to the neck. http://twitpic.com/ec39yw
@Ragdoll_Inc Danny Trejo & I had a mishap on the set of #Machete3. Took a slice to the neck.
@therealcarr "The Machete Story" is what I'm telling the ladies, haha! Scheduled surgery to fix some stuff.
#ICYMI @officialDannyT & I had a mishap on set while filming #Machete3 yesterday in #ATX. Full recovery expected.
Good morning! Recovering well and enjoying the @bobbybonesshow and my first cup of coffee post-surgery! #pimpinjoy
Heavily medicated, bandaged with tubes coming out of my neck... I think it's the perfect time to sign up for @Tinder!
@BabeParker Meant to send you this a month ago. Tetris skills came on handy!
Super stoked to actually get to use my @Deuterpacks Trans-Alpine transition bag's raincover! #gearjunkie
My lawyer @dcockcroft, visiting #Zona, snuck this shot of @UofA_KA. @kappaalphaorder, great inter-fraternal friend!
Heading into a 5-hour training, but I've got the @cleanbottle loaded with @MentalMojoMe so I'm good to go!
@Shelby_Elynn Dikembe Mutumbo says "You better not!"
@Ragdoll_Inc So you're telling me Lando got the job done and that I better book it on a shuttle craft to Endor?
Hands down the @DuraVision_Pro LX-4000 and @Petzl Tikka RXP is my favorite night running combo! #JFR #gearjunkie
Hope my #Cycle & #Fitness industry friends have a great week at #Interbike in Vegas! In '09, I lived #TheHangover.
Lovin' the fact that @malpal1885 and I are @AlphaChiOmegaHQ and @kappaalphaorder advisors. I now get texts like this:
Yup! RT @mldarm: Wearing tri hear under street clothes makes me feel like a superhero. You know, more than usual.
.@erintruslow: Can I borrow the @jaguar?
Me: No, Torje called dibs.
@velojonny: I got us this in the meantime.
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