My current view, bless :) #sleeping #cat #cute #pet #bed

Once again I am a #cat bed as he snores quietly. #pet #cute #shameless

This Kinder Surprise is simply wrong, very wrong. It also puts me off wanting to see the film Rio.

An inflatable Kinder rabbit, with container for scale. I am aware this is sad.

Inflatable Kinder Eggephant. Probably the greatest kinder surprise ever?

I think my TV guide is intentionally trying to give me nightmares.

Hi there. Here is my entry for the F.E.A.R 3 competition. Thanks, Steve @SunGamesColumn

These days It's always advisable to keep your purple headed snake well covered!

The biggest, and weirdest, Kinder Egg surprise ever?

Morrisons at Palmers Green where taste was finally laid to rest.

Upset a child at Easter, buy them a Freddo egg. Comes with a free suffocated frog!

First Poland, now Little Big Planet 2? Somebody has a sick humour, not me!

Just when you thought Kinder Egg chocolate was a sickly sweet as they could get...

I suspect the product buyer at Price-Drop TV may need to go to Specsavers

Stuff your diet, get to Poundland! 120 scrummy 5p sour starfish for £1

Mirage on me right now. Cute but I'm supposed to be going out!

Morrisons, Palmers Green, selling something well past its sell-by-date :D

Kinder Egg toy. NOTE: Doesn't include ridiculously long recurrent laryngeal nerve.