I went to the prom with a beautiful soon-to-be doctor? It's like I don't even know me anymore.

However! That's since been rectified. I now have an iPhone 4S on Straight Talk's prepaid $45 unlimited everything plan.

I got my one gallon pin today!

Don't forget the giant (free) shake.

It's a good thing I haven't eaten anything all day, because I'm eating a day's worth of calories right now.

Let the games begin!

I played my first game of Jenga tonight.

The 11" MBA is the perfect sitting-on-your-chest-while-laying-in-bed computer. Apple's trying to corner the lazy market.

@MitZee implanted the idea of tater tots in my head, and it could not be shaken.

World Class Track Meet competition with Nintendo Power Pads at OMSI! I killed it at long/triple jump.

This is what an American TARDIS looks like.

This has been a sweet deal of a day; went to the Portland Art Museum for free, now at a Modest Mouse concert for free.

I always like how you find this stuff out after you place your order.

So Portland. ♥

My friend's "stripper wallet"

@AnnaJane

Why is my @Safeway fundamentally incapable of keeping bread stocked? This happens every time I'm here.

also, I've known this girl for seven years but only with the new hair/makeup do I realize who she looks like.

It's like I have a blood-sucking stalker.

Best book ever?