Is it really news that some former pop tart birthed an X-Files toilet monster?
My fault for watching ‘Today.’ #fb

My favorite frequent froyo'er #fb

It's cobblerin' time. #fb

We are in the future. #fb

Got my http://foodzie.com/marchtasting box today. Awesome.

Showdown! Sandhill Cranes vs Cat.

According to my dresser and wife, I might be a serial killer.

I have a visitor in my hotel room.

Thanksgiving: doing it right.

The Iron Triangle of girls. Pick two. #barnapkinsolutioneering

Hosting a gaming tournament at my office today.

Canadian parking enforcement strikes. What's this all aboot?

Reindeer carpaccio.

90's party

Decisions, decisions....

Interesting night ahead.

At The Ravenous Pig for the James Beard House redux event with Drisgills.

Ain't no party like a mariachi party.

Srsly, @spiritairlines?

Relevant to my interests.