@TabithaLee You're lucky I'm looking to procrastinate today.

@imchriskelly Because you asked

New York City. Even pretentious in its private viewing habits.

Jay-Z really does run this town.

For the love of God, at least leave the kids out of this!

Come on vandals, have a little faith in your drawing ability. You don't have to spell it all out for us.

They're sending a real mixed message here.

Clearly they're not basing this off of success.

Hey psychic, get your mind fingers out of my brain wallet.

The last bastion of decency has been shattered. They've sexualized hand cream.

Sea salt potato chips. Now with sea salt!

I can't wait to call Jason and ask how he's enjoying his lasagna.

Look more excited to cure cancer, Tina Fey!

Since her hair seems to be such an inconvenience, she won't mind me cutting it off, will she?

Somebody call Fox News!

Unfortunately for Kanye, church doesn't have fur pillows and flat screens.

#DCM12

Every decision in life can be boiled down to this.

Sorry, but English Comp 101 and a Studio Art class are prerequisites for taking care of my dog.