Apostraphes: they can save your life.

MAXIMUS HAS APPROVED THIS

My day, in one photo.

New Mexican dinner with the gf. She may or may not be drunk.

Wait ... Wat?

(snow, btw)

Classiest dollar store I have ever been in.

This is what 75 people in snuggies look like.

This is my night (repeat for Twitter)

Happily blasting away with @ToddBealmear

Blasting happily away with @ToddBealmear

Blasting happily away.

The most terrifying valentines day card of them all.

The most terrifying valentines day card of them all.

I just cannot win with traffic today.

Good morning az

First night with iPhone. BBQ with friends.

Internet problems. Go linksys

#lethocerusamericanus is one creepy bug. It was found in the pool tonight.