Thanks to @adamcarollashow for the early bday celebration #fb

Someone spilled talc all over the floor at the gym. If this weren't the women's locker room I'd blame @adamcarolla

Having a party with my no-good friends

An update to the weekend's important discovery: pretzel goldfish also expand in coffee! (left fish for scale)

I've made an important discovery! If you put pretzel goldfish in soup they become gigantic! Bottom fish for scale! #fb

Can't decide which day of week I hate these people most on. (prob wknd) #fb

Watching Yule Log on demand. No one tell me what happens!

.@drbruceh is preparing for his segment #fb

Was greeted by towel origami in the hotel room. (I already used the tie/washcloth)

Bedtime stories #fb

Bryan's getting ready to babysit #fb

We're here and shadowy #fb

Having a heart to heart with @baldbryan. #fb

Periodically I reread this classic and get something new out of it. #fb

Perhaps you need to see an adorable photo of my parent's dog? #fb

Gals, let's all drink this!!!! #fb

Going to laminate my laminate #fb

It's all happening! #fb

Dawson action shot. #fb

I'm here! In front of this sign! #weirdpits #fb