Dear @BTCare, "lightening" is a medical term concerning pressure in womb in pregnancy. Try "lightning" next time.

Klout sent me this celebratory message for "earning a 40+ Klout score". Yet my score is falling, not rising! #daft

Detailed forensic analysis has uncovered the world's smallest portion of coleslaw c/o Wellington Country Park

What James Murdoch said to the Parliamentary Select Committee yesterday

What Rupert Murdoch said to the Parliamentary Select Committee yesterday

Sometimes @Klout is a bit bonkers. Here's my rollercoaster graph. Maybe I had two bad hair days.

I cannot think of a better reason why the #NOTW might have needed to close (data from http://bit.ly/phtWYq)

I think the MSN UK team had some fun picking this photo

Eric Pickles MP is so fat I reckon the Conservative Party's fundraising could consist entirely of him selling shade.

The July Award for 'Worst Use Of Photoshop' goes to Costco. Honestly, they're not even trying...

I could be wrong, but I think the "Lost My Trousers Look" could be huge this summer

Quite a productive day, all in all...

Still wondering why Microsoft acquired Skype?

Clever image on Bing's background today #royalwedding

Are you drunk? Free test, look at this image, if the dots move you should stop drinking.

Cracking presentation just now by @bloggerheads at #digitalsurrey. Catch him if you can.

This is without doubt the most complicated thing I've ever created in PowerPoint http://bit.ly/gYyixq