Just ate some GMO corn with some turtle DNA. So far, no side effects!

Political TSA cartoon I did for your holiday traveling pleasure......

My painting, #BOING . I've been framed, I tell ya, @JimCarrey !

Unfinished kitteh update.

RAWR! (I'm not done yet.)

Sketch on canvas, soon to be painting (hopefully!).

Hey @BruckheimerJB look at my rescue doggie Black Beard. Literally! (Bee Bee for short.)

WARNING: Not safe for work and really hilarious.

Hello.

This guy's mustache literally looks like he sneezed and cut a path through his stache with the force of the sneeze. He was on Judge Joe Brown, of course. The defendant.

This is a little rescued stray half Jack Russel half Rat Terrier. He only answers to "Jack", so that is his name. He is a little brat!

Um...she's beautiful? This was on abcnews.com btw.

My little niece who is two years of age drew this and gave it to me. Not sure if the face is intentional, but even if done subconsciously, she may be a genius.

Did @stephenathome have a Love Clone?

@JimCarrey this little angel is my heaven.

Organic American Cheese slices! So wrong, yet so right....

Whose eyes are these? The next Bond villain? NO! Blackbeard the pirate? NO! It's none other than Pope Benedict, people, sheesh, so judgemental!

The two adorable girls in this pic used to beat the hell out of each other at least once a week. Me, age 2 on the left.

Picture my mom drew. Possibly a self portrait...

Look how freaking fat I was at two years old! I was huge until I was about three or four.