Wow, thanks @Newegg!

I think I like it more when it's wet.

Another shot... #cruiseopnik

The famous @jalopnik Dream Cruise car!

Does anyone else have one of these? Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one.

Modern engineering.

Gee thanks, asshole bird.

Finally got some head. Yes!

mmmm....beer.

Now that's what I call DINNER! @lbnielsen you rock!

Not cool!

I love this stuff...

They're not messin' around anymore...

Football anyone?

Found my Dream Cruise wine...

Enjoying the typical bachelor dinner...

Enjoying the a-typical bachelor dinner...