That monster on my cheek really hurts.

Yup. I'm bored and I love Dexter.

#HowLongIveBeenSingle

Where's Nibbler? #futurama

In two weeks these sneakers have seen soda, frappuccino, beer, ranch dressing and sand. Lots and lots of sand.

With these bracelets I cover my tattoo. Bonus: looking cute.

But, since I can't post that, here's a picture of me today with sunglasses and a bug bite on my chin :).

Mom left her camera in Barcelona this past June. Last week, she got it back. Here I am in Parc Güell. I love Barcelona.

These were sooo good.

I kinda love these little color bursts.

Hey @taylorhayden7, you wanted some sexy photos of me...

Seriously.

At my Grandmother's house, Jesus watches you pee. At least it's not Jesús, the neighbor.

It's sad that the most human interaction I've had all weekend has been with you, @taylorhayden7. Insert "Forever Alone".

This is pretty colorful.

@AnjuBusot @MassielLA... check it out

My girl @MassielLA and I, hanging tough, March 2004.

Things will be good. I will find a job. I will have someone to kiss. I will be happy. Things will be good.

Love the Google doodle of the day, in honor of Lucille Ball's 100th Birthday. We really do love you!

For aunt's wedding.