No, Facebook ad, this is not how one uses a telephone.

@Graham_Nunn I filled in http://www.twitpic.com/fbrsj for you. How did I do?

via @MarkSTaylor.

Yeah, I'm pretty much sure this is free anyway.

This advert does not deliver what the headline promises.

I wonder if Microsoft have hired Count Bleck to write their error messages.

YOU WILL FEAR THE TERRORISTS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST (from http://jamesholden.net/billboard/)

Seriously, do you want me to lie? Is that what you want?

"Please confirm that you have read and understood the above statement." Er, no. Not so much.

Have a Fractal Christmas, Internet people!

How are those two sort options different?